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My entire Saturday

pardeemonster:

Afraid of those pesky identity thieves? Don’t trust that interweb thing that the kids are using? Are you a felon with no credit card or ID but still want to take a part of our Brown Thursday/Black Friday online sale? Well now you CAN! The old-fashioned way! Everything is on sale in person at our Zerofriends Oakland Retail store location too. PLUS IN-PERSON-ONLY BONUSES!
An entire table of $1.00 items. $5.00 art books. A ton of “oops” shirts and prints as low as $5.00. 

And, well, we are gonna give you something even more bonus-y for physically making the effort to move after eating so much last night. If you spend $25.00 in person at the store this weekend, you will receive a FREE signed limited “Marge Simpson” variant print. 

The Zerofriends store is located at 489A 25th st (at Telegraph) Oakland, CA and is open 12-6.

pardeemonster:

“Hang In There”

Multiple Shirt and Print release. Available tonight as part of our Brown Thursday/Free Prints sale starting precisely at Midnight Pacific Standard time.

The army

Yeah, I’m going. Not only that but I took a combat job. I want to clarify, that yes, me ricky has decided to join. I feel it’s a good way to start life. I know it can be dangerous but it’s more than likely not like the movies lol. Like black hawk down, especially not right now. But if it were like that, then yeah I am more than willing to die for the people who are willing to die for me. Thats not saying I want to die but if it happens it happens. Yeah I’m looking for adrenaline and no I don’t fear getting hurt or worse. It’s not that shocking if you know me.
Also, I would like to say the things I can’t say to my mom, which i have to live with thank god only the next few months. There’s only three words I need to say to you. GO TO HELL. No, five… go THE FUCK to hell. How dare you tell me not to get married, only because you want to collect whatever money if I die. How dare you rob me of most of my pay I get now, and tell me to think of it as renting out a room. Your my fucking mom so do your damned job and support me, not use me for my money.